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masteringthelifeofme: kindofdistracting: hellajeffsstonedbutt420: melonenbrot: chenisthebestkitty: melonenbrot: ehrlich mal wer zum fick ist für den plot solcher sendungen verantwortlich Translation: “During the birthday celebration of her husband, Sabine suddenly collapses as the mobile phone controlled vibrator that she uses that evening is activated by a call. The malicious detail: The vibrator has been primed with deathly snake poison! Although it is not Sabine’s own vibrator, but that of her best friend Anna. Did Anna kill her own best friend, or was ist all a tragic mistake?” TV program at noon in Germany. thanks for the translatioon!! here’s the translation and you should read it because it’s hilarious as fuck HURRAY A TRANSLATION that’s what you get when you watch crappy german TV at noon. always! I mean for real who even wants to watch that?! The favorite show of my mum Via Mobile Disco Zoom

masteringthelifeofme:

kindofdistracting:

hellajeffsstonedbutt420:

melonenbrot:

chenisthebestkitty:

melonenbrot:

ehrlich mal wer zum fick ist für den plot solcher sendungen verantwortlich

Translation:

“During the birthday celebration of her husband, Sabine suddenly collapses as the mobile phone controlled vibrator that she uses that evening is activated by a call. The malicious detail: The vibrator has been primed with deathly snake poison! Although it is not Sabine’s own vibrator, but that of her best friend Anna. Did Anna kill her own best friend, or was ist all a tragic mistake?”

TV program at noon in Germany.

thanks for the translatioon!!

here’s the translation and you should read it because it’s hilarious as fuck

HURRAY A TRANSLATION

that’s what you get when you watch crappy german TV at noon. always! I mean for real who even wants to watch that?!

The favorite show of my mum


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